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The sky's asleep, so I'm awake.
So let's tumblr.

My college Math 101 professor just told us about real and imaginary numbers by giving example of Dragons and he’s just like, “Just because the Men don’t give a shit about dwarves doesn’t mean that Smaug isn’t gonna kill them too. So just because these numbers are imaginary doesn’t mean that they won’t be on your exam”.

futurefantastic:

aperture-of-consciousness:

frostingpeetaswounds:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT FANFICTION AUTHORS WRITE IN THEIR OWN SPARE TIME AND YOU GET THEIR WRITING FOR FREE, THEY ARE DOING THIS FOR FREE ON THEIR OWN TIME 

don’t be an asshole

This changes everything now I will enjoy every fanfic about Goku getting fucked in the ass by Ronald McDonald

ok first of all can i get a link to that one

Math class was essentially like,
Professor: Is this the real….
Me : …Life, is this just fantasy? Stuck in a landslide, no escape from reality….bohem

This is Taylor Swift at Katy Perry’s 25th birthday party. 

There is absolutely no BAD BLOOD between them.

Stop creating and fuelling rumours.

Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
Mary had a little lamb.
The doctor was amazed.

tellmeonasunday:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

is that even a word

tellmeonasunday:

dremoranightmares:

oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao

is that even a word

queensuperwholock:

gingergiggles:

paimon001:

nachosinthetardis:

there are nice americans

there are rude americans

there are nice brits

there are rude brits

there are nice canadians

there’s justin bieber

Every year on Canadian Thanksgiving, we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of our rudeness, Bieber absorbs it all. He was never meant to escape, we are sorry.

He was never meant to escape.

…I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

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raemanzu:

jasjuliet:

angryskitty:

entropymusic:

knightofplato:

shitsuren-chama:

smellslikebread:

♫ Don’t let the cave in get you down. Don’t let the falling rocks turn your smile into a frown.

♫ Even if you’re lost you can’t lose the love because it’s in your heart. 

♫ Yeah I forget the next couple lines but then it goes

SECRET TUNNEL
SECRET TUNNEL

Gods I needed this!!!!

OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK VERSION, YES.

DID SOMEONE SAY

OFFICIAL SOUNDTRACK VERSION???

DEE BRADLEY BAKER, EVERYONE.

that makes this 548953675849765849 times better omg

classicdaisycalico:

thepyrobotsoul:

nutritionbeast:

This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.

This is so important

How does this not have more notes?! Seriously, take the time to read this because it could save a life. Or SEVERAL.

classicdaisycalico:

thepyrobotsoul:

nutritionbeast:

This is what happens when a smoker quits. Pass it on.

This is so important

How does this not have more notes?! Seriously, take the time to read this because it could save a life. Or SEVERAL.

So I’m going to need your opinions.
I have this, ‘Welcome Freshmen’ party this Saturday and the theme is Hollywood, which means that we can basically dress up as a celeb or a movie/TV Show character.

I’m tall and I have really short hair, so I was thinking about going as Ellen but I’m not sure, so do you guys have any suggestions?

My roommates have realised that I’m the most antisocial person ever and are constantly trying to help me talk to people.
I don’t know whether I should feel happy or irritated.

If everything is possible then is it possible that something is impossible.

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Shake It Off
Taylor Swift · Live at MTV VMA's 2014
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Taylor Swift - Shake It Off live at MTV VMA’s 2014 (HQ)

Download here (right click and “save as”).

rominatrix:

Benedict Cumberbatch accepts his GQ award 2014, a bit drunk [x]

spookydormouse:

samwinchestersmoose:

when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy

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I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge”

and then she changed into a human 

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And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!”

and a couple rows behind me, I heard someone say “You must not tell lies” and I lost it

SHES THE "PINK" ONE