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fieryfruit:

fieryfruit:

can someone help me find that picture with a guy standing naked on two plastic chairs holding two candles and a sign taped to his chest that says “i am serious now” and there’s a laptop hanging from his dick with a sun over it and also orbs and smoke

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I FOUND IT

I never went onto weheart it because I used to think that it was a porn site called ‘we hear tit’ till someone told me what it actually is.

That feeling when you wait so long for a movie adaption of your favourite book/series and when it finally comes out it’s like they’ve given you so much shit that you can’t even flush it all down.

But seriously, why do you guys follow me? This blog is like a paper ball loosely held together by scraps of weird soggy text posts and a few photos.

fallen-angel-it-hurt:

accioromione:

Philosopher’s Stone deleted scene

I FUCKING CRY LAUGHING EVERY TIME I SEE THIS ONLY BECAUSE OF HARRYS REACTION LIKE LOOK AT THE LAST GIF OMG DANIEL RADCLIFFE A+ ACTING OMG

WHY WAS THIS DELETED

taylorswiftflc:

alfiedeyesflc:

Is that Taylor I see, or doth my eyes deceive me?

It’s me. Your eyes dothith deceive you.

dothith

hollandrodem:

Forever late, forever tw ladies graphics.
July winners are here.
rules:
mbf elle
Check out my tumblr awards and the coyote cuties network (applications close July 12th)
reblog this post to enter
40 notes or bust
one winner and two runner-ups
ends August 1st, winners announced the 2nd
ideals:
neat theme
organized and thorough tagging system
quality posts
mainly teen wolf blog
nice url
friendly blogger
prizes:
follow back
love + friendship
spot on my updates tab (url for winner, symbol for runner-ups)
unlimited promos through August at the winner’s request
three promos through August at the runner-ups’ request

hollandrodem:

Forever late, forever tw ladies graphics.

July winners are here.

rules:

  • mbf elle
  • Check out my tumblr awards and the coyote cuties network (applications close July 12th)
  • reblog this post to enter
  • 40 notes or bust
  • one winner and two runner-ups
  • ends August 1st, winners announced the 2nd

ideals:

  • neat theme
  • organized and thorough tagging system
  • quality posts
  • mainly teen wolf blog
  • nice url
  • friendly blogger

prizes:

  • follow back
  • love + friendship
  • spot on my updates tab (url for winner, symbol for runner-ups)
  • unlimited promos through August at the winner’s request
  • three promos through August at the runner-ups’ request
hollandrodem:

So wow, I’d just like to say a big thank you to everyone who follows me and has gotten me to 2k. You guys are so wonderful and I love you bunches.
r u l e s:
mbf elle
reblogs are the only form of entry; likes will not be counted
must reach 50 notes or no dice
ends August 9th
one winner and one runner up for each category, except favorite
for every +30 notes there will be another runner up and for every +50 another winner will be added
c a t e g o r i e s:
the d e r e k h a l e award - best teen wolf
the i s a a c l a h e y award - best multifandom
the a l l i s o n a r g e n t award - best url
the s t i l e s s t i l i n s k i award - best posts
the k i r a y u k i m u r a award - best creations
the l y d i a m a r t i n award - best theme
the s c o t t m c c a l l award - best overall
the m a l i a t a t e award - my favorite
p r i z e s:
follow back
my undying adoration and friendship
everyone will get a spot somewhere on my blog (see individual categories)
fic/graphic request depending on prompt

f a v o r i t e:

unlimited promos through August
spot in my updates tab + linked to winners post

w i n n e r s:

5 promos at request through August
spot in my updates tab + linked to winners post

r u n n e r - u p s:

2 promos at request through August
linked to winners post

hollandrodem:

So wow, I’d just like to say a big thank you to everyone who follows me and has gotten me to 2k. You guys are so wonderful and I love you bunches.

r u l e s:

  • mbf elle
  • reblogs are the only form of entry; likes will not be counted
  • must reach 50 notes or no dice
  • ends August 9th
  • one winner and one runner up for each category, except favorite
  • for every +30 notes there will be another runner up and for every +50 another winner will be added

c a t e g o r i e s:

  • the d e r e k h a l e award - best teen wolf
  • the i s a a c l a h e y award - best multifandom
  • the a l l i s o n a r g e n t award - best url
  • the s t i l e s s t i l i n s k i award - best posts
  • the k i r a y u k i m u r a award - best creations
  • the l y d i a m a r t i n award - best theme
  • the s c o t t m c c a l l award - best overall
  • the m a l i a t a t e award - my favorite

p r i z e s:

  • follow back
  • my undying adoration and friendship
  • everyone will get a spot somewhere on my blog (see individual categories)
  • fic/graphic request depending on prompt

f a v o r i t e:

  • unlimited promos through August
  • spot in my updates tab + linked to winners post

w i n n e r s:

  • 5 promos at request through August
  • spot in my updates tab + linked to winners post

r u n n e r - u p s:

  • 2 promos at request through August
  • linked to winners post
hollandrodem:

hollandrodem:

Okay I promised everyone that if my selfie got 200 notes I’d do something special for you all and my lovely network members suggested a 24 hour tumblr awards so you can thank them, I suppose.
rules:
mbf elle
if you haven’t yet, enter my August BOTM and regular awards
reblogs only
must reach 50 notes
ends tomorrow at 12:00 P.M. EST (you can check time in my updates tab)
only one winner per category
categories:
best url
best domain
best icon
best theme
best updates tab
best color scheme
best posts
best original content (edits, fic, themes, etc.)
best tags
best pages
nicest blogger
best upcoming blogger*
undiscovered blogger**
best teen wolf
best multifandom
best overall
elle’s favorite
prizes:
follow back from me
spot in my updates tab through July
one promo at request
graphic/fic request
love and idolization
literally u will not get rid of me
*Only blogs with less than 300 followers are eligible for this category. To enter, follow the regular rules and submit a screenshot of your follower count.
**Only blogs I don’t already follow are eligible for this category so this isn’t set in stone and will depend on response, note count, etc.

15 minutes!

I’m going to give it a go….. But since this is my secondary, I don’t lnow whether you’ll finde in your followers.

hollandrodem:

hollandrodem:

Okay I promised everyone that if my selfie got 200 notes I’d do something special for you all and my lovely network members suggested a 24 hour tumblr awards so you can thank them, I suppose.

rules:

  • mbf elle
  • if you haven’t yet, enter my August BOTM and regular awards
  • reblogs only
  • must reach 50 notes
  • ends tomorrow at 12:00 P.M. EST (you can check time in my updates tab)
  • only one winner per category

categories:

  • best url
  • best domain
  • best icon
  • best theme
  • best updates tab
  • best color scheme
  • best posts
  • best original content (edits, fic, themes, etc.)
  • best tags
  • best pages
  • nicest blogger
  • best upcoming blogger*
  • undiscovered blogger**
  • best teen wolf
  • best multifandom
  • best overall
  • elle’s favorite

prizes:

  • follow back from me
  • spot in my updates tab through July
  • one promo at request
  • graphic/fic request
  • love and idolization
  • literally u will not get rid of me

*Only blogs with less than 300 followers are eligible for this category. To enter, follow the regular rules and submit a screenshot of your follower count.

**Only blogs I don’t already follow are eligible for this category so this isn’t set in stone and will depend on response, note count, etc.

15 minutes!

I’m going to give it a go….. But since this is my secondary, I don’t lnow whether you’ll finde in your followers.

The next person who tells me that they’re a fangirl just because they’ve read tfios will have their soul sacrificed to Crowley

Dumbledore’s Army Reunites At Quidditch World Cup Final

There are celebrities – and then there are celebrities. We’ve seen many a famous face from the wizarding world grace the stands here in the Patagonian Desert – Ministers and Presidents, Celestina Warbeck, controversial American wizarding band The Bent-Winged Snitches – all have caused flurries of excitement, with crowd members scrambling for autographs and even casting Bridging Charms to reach the VIP boxes over the heads of the crowd.

But when word swept the campsite and stadium that a certain gang of infamous wizards (no longer the fresh-faced teenagers they were in their heyday, but nevertheless recognisable) had arrived for the final, excitement was beyond anything yet seen. As the crowd stampeded, tents were flattened and small children mown down. Fans from all corners of the globe stormed towards the area where members of Dumbledore’s Army were rumoured to have been sighted, desperate above all else for a glimpse of the man they still call the Chosen One.

The Potter family and the rest of Dumbledore’s Army have been given accommodation in the VIP section of the campsite, which is protected by heavy charms and patrolled by Security Warlocks. Their presence has ensured large crowds along the cordoned area, all hoping for a glimpse of their heroes. At 3pm today they got their wish when, to the accompaniment of loud screams, Potter took his young sons James and Albus to visit the players’ compound, where he introduced them to Bulgarian Seeker Viktor Krum.

About to turn 34, there are a couple of threads of silver in the famous Auror’s black hair, but he continues to wear the distinctive round glasses that some might say are better suited to a style-deficient twelve-year-old. The famous lightning scar has company: Potter is sporting a nasty cut over his right cheekbone. Requests for information as to its provenance merely produced the usual response from the Ministry of Magic: ‘We do not comment on the top secret work of the Auror department, as we have told you no less than 514 times, Ms. Skeeter.’ So what are they hiding? Is the Chosen One embroiled in fresh mysteries that will one day explode upon us all, plunging us into a new age of terror and mayhem?

Or does his injury have a more humble origin, one that Potter is desperate to hide? Has his wife perhaps cursed him? Are cracks beginning to show in a union that the Potters are determined to promote as happy? Should we read anything into the fact that his wife Ginevra has been perfectly happy to leave her husband and children behind in London whilst reporting on this tournament? The jury is out on whether she really had the talent or experience to be sent to the Quidditch World Cup (jury’s back in – no!!!) but let’s face it, when your last name is Potter, doors open, international sporting bodies bow and scrape, and Daily Prophet editors hand you plum assignments.

As their devoted fans and followers will remember, Potter and Krum competed against each other in the controversial Triwizard Tournament, but apparently there are no hard feelings, as they embraced upon meeting (what really happened in that maze? Speculation is unlikely to be quelled by the warmth of their greeting). After half an hour’s chat, Potter and his sons returned to the campsite where they socialised with the rest of Dumbledore’s Army until the small hours.

In the next tent are Potter’s two closest associates, the ones who know everything about him and yet have always refused to talk to the press. Are they afraid of him, or is it their own secrets they are afraid will leak out, tarnishing the myth of He Who Could Not Be Named’s defeat? Now married, Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger were with Potter almost every step of the way. Like the rest of Dumbledore’s Army, they fought in the Battle of Hogwarts and no doubt deserve the plaudits and awards for bravery heaped upon them by a grateful wizarding world.

In the immediate aftermath of the battle Weasley, whose famous ginger hair appears to be thinning slightly, entered into employment with the Ministry of Magic alongside Potter, but left only two years later to co-manage the highly successful wizarding joke emporium Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes. Was he, as he stated at the time, ‘delighted to assist my brother George with a business I’ve always loved’? Or had he had his fill of standing in Potter’s shadow? Was the work of the Auror Department too much for a man who has admitted that the destruction of He Who Could Not Be Named’s Horcruxes ‘took its toll’ on him? He shows no obvious signs of mental illness from a distance, but the public is not allowed close enough to make a proper assessment. Is this suspicious?

Hermione Granger, of course, was always the femme fatale of the group. Press reports of the time revealed that as a teenager she toyed with the young Potter’s affections before being seduced away by the muscular Viktor Krum, finally settling for Potter’s faithful sidekick. After a meteoric rise to Deputy Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, she is now tipped to go even higher within the Ministry, and is also mother to son, Hugo, and daughter, Rose. Does Hermione Granger prove that a witch really can have it all? (No – look at her hair.)

Then there are those members of Dumbledore’s Army who receive slightly less publicity than Potter, Weasley and Granger (are they resentful? Almost certainly). Neville Longbottom, now a popular Herbology teacher at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, is here in Patagonia with his wife Hannah. Until recently the pair lived above the Leaky Cauldron in London, but rumour has it that Hannah has not only retrained as a Healer, but is applying for the job of Matron at Hogwarts. Idle gossip suggests that she and her husband both enjoy a little more Ogden’s Old Firewhisky than most of us would expect from custodians of our children, but no doubt we all wish her the best of luck with her application.

Last of the ringleaders of Dumbledore’s Army is, of course, Luna Lovegood (now married to Rolf Scamander, swarthy grandson of celebrated Magizoologist Newt). Still delightfully eccentric, Luna has been sweeping around the VIP section in robes composed of the flags of all sixteen qualifying countries. Her twin sons are ‘at home with grandpa’. Is this a euphemism for ‘too disturbed to be seen in public’? Surely only the unkindest would suggest so.

Sundry other members of the Army are here, but it is on these six that most interest is focused. Wherever there is a red head one may make an educated guess that it belongs to a Weasley, but it is difficult to tell whether it is George (wealthy co-manager of Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes), Charlie (dragon wrangler, still unmarried – why?) or Percy (Head of the Department of Magical Transportation – it’s his fault if the Floo Network’s too busy!). The only one who is easy to recognise is Bill who, poor man, is grievously scarred from an encounter with a werewolf and yet somehow (enchantment? Love potion? Blackmail? Kidnap?) married the undeniably beautiful (though doubtless empty-headed) Fleur Delacour.

Word is that we shall see these and other members of Dumbledore’s Army in the VIP boxes at the final, adding to the glitz and razzmatazz of a gala occasion. Let us hope that the behaviour of two of their younger hangers-on does not embarrass them, heaping shame on those who have previously brought honour to the name of wizard.

One always hesitates to invade the privacy of young people, but the fact is that anyone closely connected with Harry Potter reaps the benefits and must pay the penalty of public interest. No doubt Potter will be distressed to know that his sixteen-year-old godson Teddy Lupin – a lanky half-werewolf with bright blue hair – has been behaving in a way unbefitting of wizarding royalty since arriving on the VIP campsite. It might be asking too much that the always-busy Potter keep a tighter rein on this wild boy, who was entrusted to his care by his dying parents, but one shudders to think what will become of Master Lupin without urgent intervention. Meanwhile, Mr and Mrs Bill Weasley might like to know that their beautiful, blonde daughter Victoire seems to be attracted to any dark corner where Master Lupin happens to be lurking. The good news is both of them seem to have invented a method of breathing through their ears. I can think of no other reason how they have survived such prolonged periods of what, in my young day, was called ‘snogging.’

But let us not be severe. Harry Potter and his cohorts never claimed to be perfect! And for those who want to know exactly how imperfect they are, my new biography: Dumbledore’s Army: The Dark Side of the Demob will be available from Flourish and Blotts on July 31st.

andthatlittleblackdress:

this is what this fandom is all about….after literally TWO years…since the secret that alluded to masturbating with a Taylor Swift glowstick came out….this secret appears on my dash….what a god damn time to be alive let’s put this on Instagram for Taylor to see so she knows just how much her fans aRE FUCKIN LOSING IT BECUASE SHE WON’T TELL US A GOTDAMN THING ABOUT THE 5TH ALBUM

andthatlittleblackdress:

this is what this fandom is all about….after literally TWO years…since the secret that alluded to masturbating with a Taylor Swift glowstick came out….this secret appears on my dash….what a god damn time to be alive let’s put this on Instagram for Taylor to see so she knows just how much her fans aRE FUCKIN LOSING IT BECUASE SHE WON’T TELL US A GOTDAMN THING ABOUT THE 5TH ALBUM

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:


thanl:


psyducked:


romancingthelookyloos:


romancingthelookyloos:


I think we should talk about puberty…





yo imma let you finish but


I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time



yes okay but

girls can do it too


Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.
BEFORE PUBERTY:
After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.
Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 


fuckin

PLOT
TWIST


Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

rockluke:

stilesinatrenchcoat:

phoenixx23:

spookyflys:

thanl:

psyducked:

romancingthelookyloos:

romancingthelookyloos:

I think we should talk about puberty…

image

yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

yes okay but

girls can do it too

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

image

After puberty:

image

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

image

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

fuckin

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PLOT

photo 168953_175287445844057_6570840_n-1_zps737126b9.jpgTWIST

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Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

Calling all Shellheads with Netflix!

nnewstrings:

So, I posted this on facebook, but I know not everyone has facebook, so I thought I’d post it here as well! Turtle Power (the tmnt documentary) has been posted on Canada Netflix, but if you don’t live in Canada, don’t sweat it, ‘cause I found a crack (so to speak, I guess??)

Anyway, it’s a site…

I don’t have netflix in my country. I’m going to try this out. Thank you so much.

“Sometimes when I’m in public and I hear super loud obnoxious girls talking about absolutely nothing to whoever happens to be listening it’s so obnoxious I wish I had some matches because I want to set myself on fire and then I feel like sneaking up behind them dressed as an evil metal spider baby and freaking them out so bad they stop talking for like 0.1 seconds and the world can enjoy peace and quiet for once in the history of the universe”
- Adam Young (Owl City)